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I fit into medium-sized thongs, therefore I am a size medium. And that, friends, is the true story of how I went from Wedge Queen to Empress of All Things Thong.
Because all of my online purchases are stretchy pants or oversized hoodies, I’ve never had many issues with shopping . Contortionists in the freak show ain’t got nothin’ on these magically morphing fun bags.
When I’m not sampling dark beer or hiding on my porch, I enjoy writing words, reading words, and fighting with my husband about the meaning of words.
Once they arrived I ripped off my clearance bra, strapped on my new brassiere and stood in front of the mirror.
What I saw can only be compared to seeing yourself after a bear attack in the Alaskan wilderness.
I’m a 36-year-old mother of two, stranded in suburban Utah while I finish my first book and raise my kids in a nice neighborhood with a nice school.
My blog is a bunch of irreverent, foul mouthed blurbs about life, writing, and random shit that happens to most of us.
I’ve been featured on The Good Men Project, Maria Shriver’s Blog, and My Thirty Spot.